I haven't blogged in a week. I haven't been inspired about anything. So in an effort to appease the masses, let's talk about some events that have made headlines in the last week.
By now you have all heard about the 'Runaway Bride'. Seems she got cold feet and planned an elaborate hoax in an effort to reconsider her pending nuptials. Nevermind the trauma she put her family through, the time and effort spent by law enforcement and volunteers looking for her. Nevermind that she covered her head with a towel when she came home, even though by then her face has been plastered on billboards and we all had seen that permanent deer-in-headlights look she has. What gets me about the entire situation is that her soon-to-be husband doesn't seemed phased by any of it. He hasn't called off the wedding, just postponed it. Come on, your fiancee goes across the country and tells people she was kidnapped in order to escape getting married to you. Get the hint, buddy. Or at least invest in a good pair of track shoes. You'll need them the next time she tales off...
Corey Clark, ousted American Idol contestant, claimed this week on national television that he had an affair with Paula Abdul. Blech, blech, and double blech!!!! Such a shameless attempt at self promotion. Let's see, Paula has somehow managed to keep her job despite numerous 'difficulties', and you think you will be the one to bring her down? Get real, kiddo. Or at least get a new manager. They played some clips from the forthcoming album. Looks like William Hung's record sales are about to go up....
And speaking of American Idol, it finally happened. Scott 'I am gonna kill you, sucka' got the boot. I was worried there for a minute. Could you imagine if he had won? They'd have to put a parental advisory on the album cover...Warning: Satan's minion has arrived.
Ok, that ought to do it for the day...
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