Not that I really care about these things, but the verdict went down (how appropriate) yesterday for Michael Jackson. Not guilty on all counts. No surprise there. The man has more money than Oprah. I am not saying he did it, but they don't call him Jacko for nothing. Sorry, I had to go there. I have no proof whatsoever that he did anything that he was accused of. No one really knows but the kids who stayed in his home at Neverland. THERE is the true crime. The parents that let their children stay there, even after earlier accusations of 'inappropriate behavior', they are the ones that should be on trial. Of course, it's not a crime to be stupid. I say their sentence should be having to spend the night with MJ themselves. That would be infinitely worse than years in the pokey with someone named Bubba calling you 'honey'. Then again, it would be the perfect place to learn some new make-up tips. Maybe his next endeavor will be the Michael Jackson School of Cosmetology. Specializing in cover-up for those unsightly pimples that occur with the onset of puberty. Give the gals at the Clinique counter a run for their money.
Now if I can just find my silver glove, I have some moonwalking to do....
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